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Keepers of the Tree's avatar

I know our circles are not the biggest fans of spectator sports but going to a baseball game and chatting with the people around you is a great way to improve socially with basically no negative repercussions if you screw up.

John Slaughter's avatar

Any social event is an opportunity to enhance your social skills and establish a reputation. Our guys need to realize likeability goes a long way. Sometimes you just have to fake it till you make it.

Spiff's avatar

Runners have a useful saying. If you are poor at running, run more.

That's really it. Most people throw away a great life to avoid mild discomfort.

Absurdismus's avatar

And refine your standard English accent while you are at it- gape and lengthen your a’s, enunciate your t’s- the typical American will now view you as “sophisticated”, “foreign”, “mysterious”, “European”. Call elevators “lifts”, cigarettes “fags” and start telling people you intend to visit (women, especially, will love this) that you will “knock them up.”

Otto Hawker's avatar

That was pretty good. I already posted my thoughts in a more coherent manner on Twatter.

PolycarpGyarados's avatar

Remember, the guy that told us to wash our hands and eventually saved thousands and thousands of lives was ignored for too long because he was a a-hole.

Ted Beam's avatar

O.W. Root has an entertaining, not-gay fashion Substack called The Fitting Room: https://open.substack.com/pub/necktiesalvage?r=7gppg&utm_medium=ios